About
I’m a simple bloke with no airs and graces. I like to listen to other’s bullshit cos it amuses me much. Being alone is what I do to enliven myself, and wonder how in the world some merely can’t stand to be it. I’m immensely accident prone and can randomly have bursts of laughter at the wrong times. I absolutely suck at making public speeches for some mystifying reason, and I get sudden urges to visit supermarkets at crazy o’clock times. Can be really really random, with the occasional cravings for all things sweet, and I look uber smart with glasses on. Although I’ve been known to be dexterously inept at times of panic and excitement, I can now proudly say that I’m able to distinguish between my left and right.. Oh, and I keep having episodes of “sleep paralysis”, but I guess I’ll fix that later in life.
P.S. Raisins make me angry.
Named Shafik, I am no more than a guy who only recently forayed into his twenties. Dramatic screams over acne breakouts and missing cans of hairspray are but things of the past, with the advent of my NS life. Due to my ineptitude in typing an encapsulation of myself in a short para, I'll just follow up with random phrases. Freelance designer, Singaporean, 21, cheese fries, the smell of paper, ice longan, swimming, hand sanitizers, donuts, staring contests, falling asleep without the intention to, adhesives, laughing at little kids when they fall, burning stuff, moderately-sharpened 3B pencils.